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FORM 14B

Five questions. One stamp. Your member number is assigned in the order applications arrive. The first 999 receive the Founding Roach tier on the day the drop opens.

Govt. of Nobody — Office of Doing Nothing

FORM 14B — APPLICATION TO BE A PARASITE

To: The Office of Doing Nothing · From: you (presumably tired)

Members get sequential numbers + early drop access. Free, lifelong, self-revocable.