// Founding drop · 999 numbered pieces · 72 hours
EST. 2026 · Independent · Sponsored by no one
THEY CALLED US
PARASITES.
WE INCORPORATED.
Premium satirical streetwear from the world's largest unemployed republic. The Founding Drop is 999 numbered pieces. Fill FORM 14B to claim your member number before the drop opens.
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999 numbered pieces · Tees ₹1,499 · Hoodies ₹2,999 · COD enabled day-1
// FOUNDING DROP
THE CATALOGUE
// DROP LOCKED
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No early access, no influencer drops, no presales. The catalogue uncovers itself the second the countdown above hits zero.
↑ See the countdown// The Parasite Manifesto
The Parasite Manifesto
- We were called parasites. We bought the domain.
- We are tired. We are online. We are funny about it.
- We will not punch down. We will not punch a community. We will only punch the ceiling.
- Every garment is a small refusal.
- Membership is free. The tee is ₹1,499. The joke is forever.
- We are not a party. We are an aesthetic.
- A work of satire and fashion.